Just a few things…

January 9th, 2009

As of the first I’m living the ”loft life”.

Brooklyn Natural, I wish you were a bodega, a bodega with meat, red meat.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to ride with an iPod. Technically, I suppose I’m not, at least with both ear buds in.

I found a Cap ‘n’ Jazz anthology in my buildings trash, I wish I had known when I was 15 I would’ve just bought this single two disc set instead of their discography, and the At The Drive In discography. I would’ve invested that extra money and by now I wouldn’t be working as a messenger.

I have a saddle sore that feels what Turkish Revenge must be like, except I didn’t try to smuggle any hash out of the country to deserve it.  Does anyone have a good way to deal with this problem? I’ve gotten some interesting suggestions thus far, including wearing thin adult diapers while riding.


  1. Pete (January 10th, 2009)

    There was a five-part documentary on British TV about Scottish cyclist Mark Beaumont, who rode around the world. He had some massive saddle sores from doing around a hundred miles a day, and he said his ass was agony. The best thing to do, according to him, is not get on your bike until they heal.

  2. wilis (January 10th, 2009)

    Ride with some cycling shorts/tights throw some butt r’ shamie cream up in there and you should be legit. The only thing with this method is cleanliness, wash often. In the sink will due. Hang em up they will be dry in the morning. I’ve dealt with this over the years and this has been the most effective for me. Also saddle position/ridding position has a great effect on this topic as well. Best..

  3. eva (January 15th, 2009)


  4. Flunky444 (January 16th, 2009)

    A&B Cream with lanolin, smear it all over and enjoy.

  5. Ralf (January 18th, 2009)

    Well, to prevent them, take a bath as soon as you get off your bike, don’t let your ass sweat stay over time, that’s what attracts bacteria and just like that you have mutant size pimple there. Don’t walk around with a sweaty ass as long as you can help it, especially in jeans and boxers.

  6. crihs (January 24th, 2009)

    vapor rub trust me.

  7. Dan (January 25th, 2009)

    I’m going with Eva on this one. and Dwain your a lazy piece of shit who couldn’t even be bothered to get out of bed for pancakes!

  8. J.T. (March 2nd, 2009)

    oatmeal bath.

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